When your naked daughter jumps up on your made bed and takes a leak all over your down comforter, grinning devilishly at you all the while. Really, there’s nowhere to go but up after a start like that.
Also, Leah’s paternal grandmother passed away in Houston last night. We’ll be driving to Madison in the morning this afternoon to catch a flight to Chicago, where we’ll then catch a flight to Houston (why not drive to Chicago and catch the flight from there, you ask…?). The services are on Monday.