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Golden Globes thoughts

January 16th, 2006 · by map · No Comments

Just started watching it at 7:30 CST. Some random musings:

Geena Davis is a big woman.

I’ve never watched more than 10 straight minutes of this House M.D. show, and this guy is winning a Golden Globe?

Pamela Anderson looks like she’s smuggling tortoises in a Hefty bag. Terrible dress.

I like Steve Carrell’s acceptance speech. I wonder who wrote it.

What is with Tim Robbins’ hair? Is there a Monkees movie that I don’t know about?

Keira Knightly is an attractive woman, but there’s something wrong with her mouth. It’s true.

Reese, your cuteness is killing me.

Teri, what happened to you?

Take that, Desperate Housewives! Mary-Louise is not sending Chris Rock a holiday card next year.

Harrison, lose the beard.

Does anyone do disheveled like Johnny Depp does disheveled? I think not.

Penelope: There are sexy accents, and then there’s yours. It sounds like you’re chewing gravel, for chrissakes. Why couldn’t you have been born in France? WHY?!

All right, we changed channels for a second. Dog the bounty hunter is a fool. And his wife? Sheesh….

Joaquin: Lighten up; they like you.

Renee: Eat a sandwich.

Aside: Randy Quaid is underrated.

Tags: Entertainment · TV