{"id":74,"date":"2005-02-28T16:30:38","date_gmt":"2005-02-28T22:30:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/palmberg.homeunix.net\/wordpress\/?p=74"},"modified":"2005-09-29T14:17:15","modified_gmt":"2005-09-29T20:17:15","slug":"too-far","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2005\/02\/28\/too-far\/","title":{"rendered":"Too far"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hot off the presses.  Our friend and trusty source of drama Annette (via her new friend <a href=\"http:\/\/home.mchsi.com\/~daytonhousecafe\/chef.html\">Andrew<\/a>, as it happens) just sent this perverse <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twinkies.com\/recipebox\/index.asp?cmd=view&#038;id=86\">recipe<\/a> for a sushi parody that is easily one of the most disturbing things I&#8217;ve seen this week (this doesn&#8217;t bode well for the rest of the week).<\/p>\n<p>To the four readers of this blog, I promise you:  I will never, <em>ever<\/em> make Twinkie sushi.  I&#8217;d sooner sit a group of toddlers down in front of a big bowl of sashimi.<\/p>\n<p>All of Ava&#8217;s parties will feature organic nuts and berries and filtered water, with party favors comprising laminated excerpts from Nabokov&#8217;s <em>Speak, Memory<\/em>.  If she has any friends left by junior high, I might consider adding pure fruit juices to the menu.  Perhaps even low-fat cottage cheese and veggies!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hot off the presses. Our friend and trusty source of drama Annette (via her new friend Andrew, as it happens) just sent this perverse recipe for a sushi parody that is easily one of the most disturbing things I&#8217;ve seen this week (this doesn&#8217;t bode well for the rest of the week). To the four [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,7,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ava","category-food-drink","category-recipes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-1c","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}