{"id":692,"date":"2007-01-08T10:42:13","date_gmt":"2007-01-08T16:42:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/wordpress\/?p=692"},"modified":"2007-01-08T10:43:48","modified_gmt":"2007-01-08T16:43:48","slug":"and-a-one-and-a-two-and-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2007\/01\/08\/and-a-one-and-a-two-and-a\/","title":{"rendered":"And a one and a two and a&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Listen.  I want Ava to learn to use the potty as much as the next guy.  But this?  This just seems&#8230;weird.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"1 and 2\" href=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/149\/350547092_1b65e27ba7.jpg\"> <\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><a title=\"1 and 2\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/149\/350547092_1b65e27ba7.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"1 and 2\" alt=\"1 and 2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/149\/350547092_1b65e27ba7_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><a title=\"Dolls\" href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/yj25ch\">Pee and poo plush dolls<\/a>, &#8220;fresh&#8221; from Scandinavia.  &#8220;Ava, it&#8217;s time for bed!  What dolls would you like to sleep with tonight?  Butterfly the monkey?  J.J. the baby?  Sissy the dog?  Bajs the shit?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Listen. I want Ava to learn to use the potty as much as the next guy. But this? This just seems&#8230;weird. Pee and poo plush dolls, &#8220;fresh&#8221; from Scandinavia. &#8220;Ava, it&#8217;s time for bed! What dolls would you like to sleep with tonight? Butterfly the monkey? J.J. the baby? Sissy the dog? Bajs the shit?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ava","category-entertainment"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-ba","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=692"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}