{"id":669,"date":"2006-12-22T08:50:17","date_gmt":"2006-12-22T14:50:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/wordpress\/?p=669"},"modified":"2006-12-22T08:50:17","modified_gmt":"2006-12-22T14:50:17","slug":"youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2006\/12\/22\/youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid\/","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;ll shoot your eye out, kid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now <em><a title=\"BB\" href=\"http:\/\/todaysinspiration.blogspot.com\/2006\/12\/shoot-its-christmastime-yall.html\">this <\/a><\/em>is the kind of stuff my Christmas dreams used to be made of.\u00c2\u00a0 I wonder how old Ava has to be before Leah lets me get her a BB gun.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Seriously, I remember going with my dad to the local sporting goods stores and standing in a quivering state of desire in front of the racks of BB guns.\u00c2\u00a0 I only ever had pump action models; the CO2 rifles were exotics that I knew I&#8217;d never have the money to buy.<\/p>\n<p>I was a pretty good shot.\u00c2\u00a0 My brother and I would set up cans and all sorts of other items in a little firing range behind our house and spend hours shooting holes in them.\u00c2\u00a0 And we each have both our eyes to this day.\u00c2\u00a0 Good times&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously, I remember going with my dad to the local sporting goods stores and standing in a quivering state of desire in front of the racks of BB guns.  I only ever had pump action models; the CO2 rifles were exotics that I knew I&#8217;d never have the money to buy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-aN","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=669"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/669\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}