{"id":626,"date":"2006-11-28T10:29:44","date_gmt":"2006-11-28T16:29:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/wordpress\/?p=626"},"modified":"2006-11-28T10:31:13","modified_gmt":"2006-11-28T16:31:13","slug":"blast-from-the-past-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2006\/11\/28\/blast-from-the-past-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Blast from the past"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ava has never been anywhere near being a chubby baby.   She was a healthy 7 pounds, 9 ounces at birth,  but that&#8217;s as high as she&#8217;s ever been on the weight percentile charts.  Leah and I were&#8230;I guess &#8220;worried&#8221; isn&#8217;t too strong a word, for a while, that our little girl would have trouble putting on weight.  But she stayed fairly healthy, and while she hasn&#8217;t gotten fat, she does seem to be growing steadily along the y axis.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->When I was Ava&#8217;s age, there were no such concerns for me.  Witness:<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Belly\" href=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/34\/116595302_8f65d7d632.jpg\"> <\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><a title=\"Belly\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/static.flickr.com\/34\/116595302_8f65d7d632.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Belly\" alt=\"Belly\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/static.flickr.com\/34\/116595302_8f65d7d632_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>That&#8217;s me with my mom in my grandparents&#8217; yard in Burlington, overlooking the Mississippi.  And that&#8217;s my belly, in all its glory.  I was generally a lean baby, but obviously I had my fuller moments.  After I started walking, my Buddha bulge burned off in a hurry, and the remainder of my childhood was spent in the constant pursuit of enough calories to fuel my incessant mischief-making <em>and <\/em>my weed-like growth.  Let&#8217;s just say I ate a lot.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll frequently look at Ava when she&#8217;s running around in the buff before her bath and try to superimpose some mental image on her of what she&#8217;ll look like when she grows up.  Given her genetic heritage, I figure &#8220;willowy&#8221; is out of the picture.  But she doesn&#8217;t look particularly stocky to me, either.  I waver between hardly being able to wait another second for her to grow up, and dreading every moment I notice that she&#8217;s getting taller or her hair is getting longer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ava has never been anywhere near being a chubby baby.   She was a healthy 7 pounds, 9 ounces at birth,  but that&#8217;s as high as she&#8217;s ever been on the weight percentile charts.  Leah and I were&#8230;I guess &#8220;worried&#8221; isn&#8217;t too strong a word, for a while, that our little girl would have trouble putting on weight.  But she stayed fairly healthy, and while she hasn&#8217;t gotten fat, she does seem to be growing steadily along the y axis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ava"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-a6","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=626"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}