{"id":503,"date":"2006-09-12T13:37:41","date_gmt":"2006-09-12T18:37:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/wordpress\/?p=503"},"modified":"2006-09-12T13:37:41","modified_gmt":"2006-09-12T18:37:41","slug":"not-in-time-for-my-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2006\/09\/12\/not-in-time-for-my-birthday\/","title":{"rendered":"Not in time for my birthday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"iTV\" href=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/79\/241703733_d1726c6270_o.jpg\"> <\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><a title=\"iTV\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/static.flickr.com\/79\/241703733_d1726c6270_o.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"iTV\" title=\"iTV\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/static.flickr.com\/79\/241703733_d1726c6270_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>The Apple iTV, available Q107.  Bah!  Why does Steve hate me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Apple iTV, available Q107. Bah! Why does Steve hate me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,4,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computer","category-mac","category-misc"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-87","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=503"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}