So there’s no arguing that our house is really very nice. It’s a bit on the small side, sure, but it’s got loads of charm and it’s in a good neighborhood.<\/p>\n
The only complaint I have — and this is a relatively recent complaint — is that our master bedroom has a rather unfortunate HVAC layout. In particular, the room’s sole outflow vent blows directly over the side of the bed that’s always inhabited by yours truly. In the summer it’s a blast of cool air when the AC is on, and in the winter it’s a warm, dry gale that whips across my sleeping face and sucks the breath right out of my lungs. In the morning I wake up with a tremendous thirst and a ferocious case of windburn on the right side of my face.<\/p>\n
I’ve tried turning my back to the vent, but sleeping on my side all night has given me a seriously sore neck. I told Leah that I’m going to fashion a small baffle out of cardboard and duct tape that will redirect the air so that it blows into the side of the bed and not<\/em> over my body. I’m sure it won’t be pretty to look at, but then no one will ever see it unless they come around to my side of the bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" So there’s no arguing that our house is really very nice. It’s a bit on the small side, sure, but it’s got loads of charm and it’s in a good neighborhood. The only complaint I have — and this is a relatively recent complaint — is that our master bedroom has a rather unfortunate HVAC […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-E","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}