{"id":397,"date":"2006-06-21T14:28:48","date_gmt":"2006-06-21T19:28:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/wordpress\/?p=397"},"modified":"2006-06-22T14:02:55","modified_gmt":"2006-06-22T19:02:56","slug":"im-all-over-this-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2006\/06\/21\/im-all-over-this-like\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m all over this like&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"AGT\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc.com\/Americas_Got_Talent\/\">&#8230;100 hula hoops on a sequin-covered majorette<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The drinking game goes as follows:  Half a drink every time someone in the room (including you) says, &#8220;I could do that;&#8221; full drink every time someone falls down or otherwise hurts him\/herself on stage.  Everyone chugs when Simon makes a contestant cry and\/or swear, vomit.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"JLP\" href=\"http:\/\/www.scifig.com\/picar1.gif\">Engage&#8230;.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE:<\/strong>\u00c2\u00a0 Watched the show.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s terrible.\u00c2\u00a0 I can&#8217;t watch it any more, because I don&#8217;t want to do any further damage to my image of <a title=\"Hoff!\" href=\"http:\/\/thehoff.nomadlife.org\/\">The Hoff<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;100 hula hoops on a sequin-covered majorette. The drinking game goes as follows: Half a drink every time someone in the room (including you) says, &#8220;I could do that;&#8221; full drink every time someone falls down or otherwise hurts him\/herself on stage. Everyone chugs when Simon makes a contestant cry and\/or swear, vomit. Engage&#8230;. UPDATE:\u00c2\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-tv"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-6p","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}