{"id":36,"date":"2009-03-03T10:47:35","date_gmt":"2009-03-03T16:47:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/litenklevar\/?p=36"},"modified":"2009-10-07T12:49:16","modified_gmt":"2009-10-07T18:49:16","slug":"three-more-months","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2009\/03\/03\/three-more-months\/","title":{"rendered":"Three more months?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Unborn baby, it really seems like you&#8217;re ready to come out now.  You kick and squirm all the time.  Your mom is always upset with me that I don&#8217;t feel the need to personally witness every single turn you make in the womb.  I&#8217;m not sure what to tell her.  I mean, been there, done that, you know?  It&#8217;s cool, and all, but I have to admit that it doesn&#8217;t produce exactly that same sense of wonder it did with your big sis.  There can be only one first time, dig?<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nAnother thing that hasn&#8217;t changed with this pregnancy is that your mom continues to be a pretty hot pregnant lady, even if she doesn&#8217;t feel like it most of the time.  She&#8217;s very particular about her appearance, but she does let me get a photograph now and then.  Here she is at 27 weeks gestation:<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3641\/3323079278_8b50688b4f.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3641\/3323079278_8b50688b4f_m.jpg\" alt=\"27wks\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unborn baby, it really seems like you&#8217;re ready to come out now. You kick and squirm all the time. Your mom is always upset with me that I don&#8217;t feel the need to personally witness every single turn you make in the womb. I&#8217;m not sure what to tell her. I mean, been there, done [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[69,71],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby","category-unborn"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-A","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2308,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions\/2308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}