{"id":3199,"date":"2014-02-15T12:24:10","date_gmt":"2014-02-15T18:24:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/?p=3199"},"modified":"2014-02-15T12:24:10","modified_gmt":"2014-02-15T18:24:10","slug":"on-the-way-to-gymnastics-this-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2014\/02\/15\/on-the-way-to-gymnastics-this-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"On the way to gymnastics this morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Life&#8217;s little moments. So precious!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Emmett (out of the blue):<\/strong> This car smells like asses.<br \/>\n*long pause*<br \/>\n<strong>Me: <\/strong>It smells like what?<br \/>\n<strong>Emmett: <\/strong>ASSES! It smells like ASSES!<br \/>\n*shorter pause*<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> What makes it smell like that?<br \/>\n<strong>Emmett:<\/strong> It just smells like fire asses. I don&#8217;t know.<br \/>\n<strong>Ava:<\/strong> *LOL*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Life&#8217;s little moments. So precious! Emmett (out of the blue): This car smells like asses. *long pause* Me: It smells like what? Emmett: ASSES! It smells like ASSES! *shorter pause* Me: What makes it smell like that? Emmett: It just smells like fire asses. I don&#8217;t know. Ava: *LOL*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[70],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-emmett"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-PB","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3199"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3199\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3201,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3199\/revisions\/3201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}