{"id":297,"date":"2006-03-26T23:05:24","date_gmt":"2006-03-27T05:05:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/wordpress\/?p=297"},"modified":"2006-03-26T23:05:24","modified_gmt":"2006-03-27T05:05:24","slug":"scared-straight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2006\/03\/26\/scared-straight\/","title":{"rendered":"Scared straight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Leah, Ava, and I went to a birthday party yesterday for the son of a friend of ours.  The festivities took place at the Iowa Children&#8217;s Museum, a place I&#8217;d seen a number of times but never ventured into.  Turns out the have special birthday rooms there that you can rent out for your party, and that&#8217;s where we hung out.<\/p>\n<p>Ava didn&#8217;t seem to want to nap all day, and in fact just went down at 5 p.m.  It was pretty hectic around here this afternoon.  We&#8217;re thinking we may have made a mistake taking her out to the party, but it would&#8217;ve been a shame to miss our her friend&#8217;s special day.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, that children&#8217;s museum was a complete zoo, as I suppose a reasonable person might expect it to be on a Saturday afternoon.  My favorite episode took place in the four-and-under room, where Ava and I went to run around for a bit after the party.  There was a little girl (she looked pretty close to the four-year age limit to me) running all over the place, pushing a little toy lawnmower in front of her.  She was <em>really<\/em> moving.  She was dodging and weaving between all the adults and the other kids in the room and having a grand old time.<\/p>\n<p>Enter her dad and little brother.\u00c2\u00a0 Dad made the mistake of setting the little fella down on the floor (he wasn&#8217;t even old enough to crawl), and it wasn&#8217;t long before sis came along and plowed straight over him.\u00c2\u00a0 I have to hand it to the kid, though; he didn&#8217;t really cry for long at all.\u00c2\u00a0 In fact after one or two good wails, dad picked him up and sat him on his lap, and he quieted right down.<\/p>\n<p>Lesson learned:\u00c2\u00a0 Watch your back at the children&#8217;s museum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leah, Ava, and I went to a birthday party yesterday for the son of a friend of ours. The festivities took place at the Iowa Children&#8217;s Museum, a place I&#8217;d seen a number of times but never ventured into. Turns out the have special birthday rooms there that you can rent out for your party, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-4N","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=297"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}