{"id":2921,"date":"2011-06-06T09:41:22","date_gmt":"2011-06-06T14:41:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/?p=2921"},"modified":"2011-06-06T09:41:22","modified_gmt":"2011-06-06T14:41:22","slug":"little-pitchers-big-ears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2011\/06\/06\/little-pitchers-big-ears\/","title":{"rendered":"Little pitchers, big ears"},"content":{"rendered":"

I debated posting this, partly due to my modest nature(*cough*<\/strong>), but also because it just sounds so implausible, even now, that I hesitate to strain your capacity to suspend disbelief.
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\nSo, Emmett’s sitting at the kitchen island on his stool this morning, watching me get stuff together for his ham and eggs. He loves ham and eggs. I was leaning over to grab the milk out of the open fridge, and Emmett says, “Have cute butt, daddy.” I stood and turned to him.<\/p>\n

“What, buddy?” Surely I hadn’t heard correctly.<\/p>\n

“Have cute butt, daddy.” And then he smiles this big smile, no doubt in reaction to the open-mouthed look of incredulity on my face.<\/p>\n

One thing about raising kids: There aren’t many other ways in this world to regularly experience the sensations of love, amazement, humor, and psychological discomfort all at the same time. I set the milk down on the counter, walked over next time Emmett, and said, “Thanks, little fella. You’re silly!”<\/p>\n

Note to self:<\/strong> Have talk with Leah about her inappropriate language around the kids. Remind her I’m not just a piece of meat.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I debated posting this, partly due to my modest nature(*cough*), but also because it just sounds so implausible, even now, that I hesitate to strain your capacity to suspend disbelief.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[70],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-emmett"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-L7","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2921","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2921"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2921\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2922,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2921\/revisions\/2922"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}