{"id":292,"date":"2006-03-22T10:13:56","date_gmt":"2006-03-22T16:13:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/wordpress\/?p=292"},"modified":"2006-03-22T10:13:56","modified_gmt":"2006-03-22T16:13:56","slug":"roll-model","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2006\/03\/22\/roll-model\/","title":{"rendered":"Roll model"},"content":{"rendered":"

Get it?\u00c2\u00a0 “Roll?”\u00c2\u00a0 Like a day-old bakery item or a slow pedal down a backcountry road?<\/p>\n

OK.\u00c2\u00a0 Fine.\u00c2\u00a0 Anyway, I know I don’t brag on this woman<\/a> nearly as much as I could.\u00c2\u00a0 Fact is, she makes me look bad!\u00c2\u00a0 How’d you like to be a 35-year-old man in good health whose 63-year-old mother can outbike you without breaking a sweat?\u00c2\u00a0 To add insult to injury, she gets more done before noon on a typical day than I can manage to accomplish in a good month<\/em>.<\/p>\n

As she would say, “harumph.”\u00c2\u00a0 I am <\/em>proud of you, Mom.\u00c2\u00a0 And I’m glad Ava has you around to learn from.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Get it?\u00c2\u00a0 “Roll?”\u00c2\u00a0 Like a day-old bakery item or a slow pedal down a backcountry road? OK.\u00c2\u00a0 Fine.\u00c2\u00a0 Anyway, I know I don’t brag on this woman nearly as much as I could.\u00c2\u00a0 Fact is, she makes me look bad!\u00c2\u00a0 How’d you like to be a 35-year-old man in good health whose 63-year-old mother can […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ava","category-food-drink"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-4I","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=292"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}