{"id":288,"date":"2006-03-20T07:25:48","date_gmt":"2006-03-20T13:25:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/wordpress\/?p=288"},"modified":"2006-03-20T07:25:48","modified_gmt":"2006-03-20T13:25:48","slug":"home-sweet-home-or","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2006\/03\/20\/home-sweet-home-or\/","title":{"rendered":"Home sweet home, or&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;&#8221;I&#8217;m on my hands and knees, kissing the driveway.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As we drove into Grand Island under a steady drizzle night before last, I thought to myself, &#8220;Man, if it were a couple degrees cooler, this would be a real mess.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Guess what?\u00c2\u00a0 Yesterday we woke up and pulled the shades back in our tidy Holiday Express room to reveal four inches of blown snow on the ground, with another 16 inches expected before dark. \u00c2\u00a0 <strong>SIXTEEN<\/strong>.\u00c2\u00a0 I was eager to get on the road and get out from under the storm before it got any worse, but Leah wasn&#8217;t so sure.<\/p>\n<p>Having driven that very same stretch of road under the very same conditions before, I knew that if one could just punch through for 50 miles or so &#8212; 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