{"id":2828,"date":"2011-02-28T13:03:50","date_gmt":"2011-02-28T19:03:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/?p=2828"},"modified":"2011-02-28T13:03:50","modified_gmt":"2011-02-28T19:03:50","slug":"hopelessly-biased","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2011\/02\/28\/hopelessly-biased\/","title":{"rendered":"Hopelessly biased"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Completely.  Utterly.  Irredeemably.  Unabashedly!  I never did anything in my life to warrant the blessings heaped on me by these two kids.  Which makes them even sweeter.  Like money for nothing.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nSo now I owe Leah not only for lowering her standards to such an unreasonable and imprudent level that she would marry me, but also for convincing me to join her in having kids.  I never wanted children, not because I don&#8217;t like them, but because I liked them so much that I assumed I&#8217;d never be a good enough father to one.  Let alone to two.  And I&#8217;m not the greatest dad in the world, but I&#8217;m also not <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-1357471\/Acid-attack-father-charged-murder.html\">the worst<\/a>, and I&#8217;m better than I thought I&#8217;d be.<br \/>\n<center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/heet_myser\/5484396112\/\" title=\"agp flower headband by heet_myser, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5298\/5484396112_1a7f61d5d2_m.jpg?resize=160%2C240\" width=\"160\" height=\"240\" alt=\"agp flower headband\" \/><\/a><\/center><br \/>\nTrain!<br \/>\n<center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/heet_myser\/5484385798\/\" title=\"ecp train book by heet_myser, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5138\/5484385798_3ec849fe47_m.jpg?resize=160%2C240\" width=\"160\" height=\"240\" alt=\"ecp train book\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Completely. Utterly. Irredeemably. Unabashedly! I never did anything in my life to warrant the blessings heaped on me by these two kids. Which makes them even sweeter. Like money for nothing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,69,70,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ava","category-baby","category-emmett","category-photography"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-JC","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2828"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2828\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2829,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2828\/revisions\/2829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}