{"id":2632,"date":"2010-05-25T11:35:40","date_gmt":"2010-05-25T17:35:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/?p=2632"},"modified":"2010-05-25T11:35:40","modified_gmt":"2010-05-25T17:35:40","slug":"infuriating-baby-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2010\/05\/25\/infuriating-baby-boy\/","title":{"rendered":"Infuriating baby boy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So two nights ago, ECP woke just as L and I were off to bed, fussing and rolling about with no signs of being tired.  By now, the missus and I recognize the signs of an illness&#8230;or at least of discomfort, in the boy.  Sure enough, the little fella had a low fever.  So we gave him some generic Motrin, and L set about adjusting her pillow in readiness for nursing.  The irritation\/tiredness levels were pretty high for mom and pop, and we were probably as frustrated with the tyke as we ever get.  As Leah moved her pillow, she knocked over a full glass of water off her nightstand.  As she grumbled and jumped up to go grab a towel, little brother got to his hands and knees on the bed, scooted over to the edge where he could see the carnage, and said, &#8220;Uh oh.&#8221;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nThat helped diffuse the situation, of course.  At least a bit.  What sort of stone-hearted bastard could listen to those cute little words float out into the darkness of that bedroom and not feel the exasperation start to leave his body?<\/p>\n<p>L&#8217;s just back from the doctor&#8217;s office with the boy, and turns out it&#8217;s &#8220;just&#8221; teething.  He has an eye tooth that simply <em>refuses <\/em>to come through.  That&#8217;s the bad news.  The good news is that the doctor has told use we&#8217;re likely not dealing with a virus or other illness, so the boy can head off to see his pals at daycare tomorrow a.m.  <\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4054\/4636001170_a8bd74dd85.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4054\/4636001170_a8bd74dd85_m.jpg\" alt=\"ecp_walking\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So two nights ago, ECP woke just as L and I were off to bed, fussing and rolling about with no signs of being tired. By now, the missus and I recognize the signs of an illness&#8230;or at least of discomfort, in the boy. Sure enough, the little fella had a low fever. So we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[69,70],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby","category-emmett"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-Gs","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2632"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2632\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2633,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2632\/revisions\/2633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}