{"id":251,"date":"2006-02-13T09:40:32","date_gmt":"2006-02-13T15:40:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/wordpress\/?p=251"},"modified":"2006-02-13T11:03:43","modified_gmt":"2006-02-13T17:03:43","slug":"hard-knock-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2006\/02\/13\/hard-knock-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Hard knock life"},"content":{"rendered":"

I got Leah subscriptions to People Magazine and US Weekly a while back so she could keep track of all her favorite celebs. I was looking at the cover of one of these rags the other day and noticed a story about Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen’s troubled marriage. The cover of the magazine showed Denise holding her infant child with a large-font headline about how Denise had to get an AIDS test because Charlie’s latest infidelity involved a hooker.<\/p>\n

Sheesh. There are so many things wrong with this situation. Clearly Charlie is a sex addict. I mean, he’s cheating <\/strong>on Denise Richards<\/a> with a hooker<\/em>?! Is he daft? And even if you can manage to get over that mental hurdle, there’s still the fact that she’s his wife (on and off) and the mother of their child. When he picks up his phone to call the prostitute, I wonder, does his little girl ever cross his mind? And when his daughter is in junior high, she’s going to love reading all about her father’s churlish <\/a>behavior (yeah, I used “churlish.” So?!). Maybe the fact that she’ll be lighting her crack pipe with hundred dollar bills will help ease the pain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I got Leah subscriptions to People Magazine and US Weekly a while back so she could keep track of all her favorite celebs. I was looking at the cover of one of these rags the other day and noticed a story about Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen’s troubled marriage. The cover of the magazine showed […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ava"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-43","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=251"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}