{"id":2487,"date":"2010-02-14T21:24:11","date_gmt":"2010-02-15T03:24:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/?p=2487"},"modified":"2010-02-14T21:24:11","modified_gmt":"2010-02-15T03:24:11","slug":"baby-book","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2010\/02\/14\/baby-book\/","title":{"rendered":"Baby book"},"content":{"rendered":"

My beloved SIL was, I hear, distraught when she learned we didn’t have a baby book underway for Emmett. I understand that this is a sensitive subject for Rachel, the second child, whose own baby book consists of a first page announcing her birth followed by page after blank, infuriating page of nothing<\/em>. Were you to read it now without knowledge of Rachel’s current existence, you’d likely find yourself in the uncomfortable position of wondering whether she’d met some very, very untimely demise.
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\nOf course, we<\/em> all know Rachel is alive and well. And I can appreciate that she doesn’t want her fate to befall her dear nephew. But I ain’t about writing down — by hand, with pen — the day that Emmett starts clanking two blocks together. Nuh uh. [Emmet’s been clanking two blocks together for weeks — ed.]<\/p>\n

So, here’s what Emmett’s doing now. I’m sure if I miss something L will come along and fill in the blanks:<\/p>\n