{"id":2460,"date":"2010-01-28T09:39:04","date_gmt":"2010-01-28T15:39:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/?p=2460"},"modified":"2010-01-28T09:39:04","modified_gmt":"2010-01-28T15:39:04","slug":"unicorn-chaser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2010\/01\/28\/unicorn-chaser\/","title":{"rendered":"Unicorn chaser"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Enough of this hand wringing over the dispensation of one&#8217;s filthy lucre.  On to more important, relevant matters&#8230;.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nI was listening to my iPod (&#8220;o,&#8221;, not &#8220;a&#8221;) this morning when Pearl Jam&#8217;s live cover of The Who&#8217;s &#8220;Teenage Wasteland&#8221; came up.  Now, I enjoy music.  Quite a bit.  But it&#8217;s not a religion for me like it is for some people I&#8217;ve known, and I&#8217;ve never really understood the image of the agog fan pressed up against the railing, drenched in sweat and God-knows-what-else, at a show.<\/p>\n<p>That said, I do sometimes imagine myself in the shoes of a famous rocker.  Listening to Eddie&#8217;s voice this morning got me thinking about which rock singer I&#8217;d most like to be for a day.  Eddie&#8217;s pretty high up on the list, maybe #1.  He&#8217;s the poster boy for angst-ridden, earnest vocals and uncompromising artistic vision.  He loves Neil Young and hates Ticketmaster.  He&#8217;s easy on the eyes.  AND he&#8217;s arguably the most powerful rock vocalist of my generation (I admit that I love to debate this one).  He&#8217;s the guy Chris Cornell dreams about being when he goes to bed at night.  Neil Young is in second place, I suppose, though gosh, I wouldn&#8217;t want the pressures of his home life for anything.  Still&#8230;<em>it&#8217;s frickin&#8217; Neil Young<\/em>!  Third place?  David Lee Roth.  I know, I know; he&#8217;s the anti-Vedder.  But look, there&#8217;s probably never been anyone who had so much fun on stage.  And he can do the splits.  If &#8220;Runnin&#8217; with the Devil&#8221; doesn&#8217;t change your life in some small way every time you hear it, you probably also don&#8217;t tear up at the end of <em>Planes, Trains, and Automobiles<\/em>, either.  You heartless bastard.<\/p>\n<p>Were I a woman, my top three would be, in this order:  Tina Turner (&#8220;Proud Mary&#8221;), Debbie Harry (&#8220;One Way or Another&#8221;), Pat Benatar (Heartbreaker&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>So, who&#8217;s your (living) rock idol?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Enough of this hand wringing over the dispensation of one&#8217;s filthy lucre. On to more important, relevant matters&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-music"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-DG","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2460"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2460\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2461,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2460\/revisions\/2461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}