{"id":2432,"date":"2010-01-06T11:52:55","date_gmt":"2010-01-06T17:52:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/?p=2432"},"modified":"2010-01-06T11:52:55","modified_gmt":"2010-01-06T17:52:55","slug":"first-non-food-item","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2010\/01\/06\/first-non-food-item\/","title":{"rendered":"First non-food item"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chalk.<\/p>\n<p>I came around the corner into the living room last evening to discover Emmett &#8212; who, only seconds before, had been sitting in the middle of the floor &#8212; <em>standing <\/em>at his sister&#8217;s blackboard easel.  He had his hands on the chalk tray and a piece of chalk in each palm.  I pried the chalk from his hands, yanked him away from the easel, and plopped him back down on the floor.  It wasn&#8217;t until I was walking back to the kitchen that I looked over my shoulder and saw him chewing (well, gumming) on something.  Sure enough, one of the pieces of chalk he&#8217;d grabbed was wet on the end and showed telltale signs of baby gnawing.  I fished a little piece of pink chalk out of his cheek and then stood up so I could stare down in wonder at this little rascal.  Chalk contains some essential mineral, or something, doesn&#8217;t it?  Right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chalk. I came around the corner into the living room last evening to discover Emmett &#8212; who, only seconds before, had been sitting in the middle of the floor &#8212; standing at his sister&#8217;s blackboard easel. He had his hands on the chalk tray and a piece of chalk in each palm. I pried the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[69,70],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby","category-emmett"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-De","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2432"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2432\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2433,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2432\/revisions\/2433"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}