{"id":2347,"date":"2009-11-01T21:57:53","date_gmt":"2009-11-02T03:57:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/?p=2347"},"modified":"2009-11-01T22:01:08","modified_gmt":"2009-11-02T04:01:08","slug":"operation-bash-flash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2009\/11\/01\/operation-bash-flash\/","title":{"rendered":"Operation Bash Flash"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Leah keeps threatening me she&#8217;s going to set up an appointment at Flash for a family portrait.  I hate Flash.  I might as well get that out there right now.  Anyway, I&#8217;m telling her not to do it, that I&#8217;ll take the shots.  She&#8217;s unconvinced.  So I set up a little studio in the living room this afternoon and imposed on the kids &#8212; who&#8217;re both sick &#8212; to sit for some shots for me.  Witness:<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2442\/4065599035_270c8cdaec.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2442\/4065599035_270c8cdaec_m.jpg\" alt=\"kids\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Now, it&#8217;s one thing to get these two in a shot, and a complete other thing to get us all in a shot.  But I&#8217;m emboldened.  I have to take a lint roller to my backdrop, but other than that, I&#8217;m ready to go&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, lastly:  I&#8217;ll never tell what I had to do to get these smiles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leah keeps threatening me she&#8217;s going to set up an appointment at Flash for a family portrait. I hate Flash. I might as well get that out there right now. Anyway, I&#8217;m telling her not to do it, that I&#8217;ll take the shots. She&#8217;s unconvinced. So I set up a little studio in the living [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,69,70,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ava","category-baby","category-emmett","category-photography"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-BR","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2347"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2347\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2349,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2347\/revisions\/2349"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}