{"id":2198,"date":"2009-04-21T14:13:59","date_gmt":"2009-04-21T20:13:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/litenklevar\/?p=55"},"modified":"2009-10-07T12:49:16","modified_gmt":"2009-10-07T18:49:16","slug":"and-still-she-smiles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2009\/04\/21\/and-still-she-smiles\/","title":{"rendered":"And still she smiles"},"content":{"rendered":"

Me again, unborn baby.<\/p>\n

I thought you might enjoy hearing a funny thing your mom said today. She and I were talking via IM<\/a> about switching up our usual pizza night to accommodate the fact that I’ll be out of town on Thursday. Your mom’s been feeling frustrated lately with comments people have been making about the size of her belly, so when I mentioned pizza…well, here, read it for yourself:<\/p>\n

Leah:<\/strong> Feed old fatty some pizza.
\nOld Octomom.
\nBiggie Smalls<\/a>.
\nLOL
\nme:<\/strong> Oh now….
\nBiggie Smalls. That’s good.
\nLeah:<\/strong> lol
\nI know.<\/p>\n

This is funny, unborn baby, not because your mother is making a direct comparison between herself and the deceased rotund rapper of the same name, rather because it’s such an apt description of your mom’s paradoxical physical appearance. I can’t wait for you to arrive so you can get a load of your mom’s sense of humor in person.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Me again, unborn baby. I thought you might enjoy hearing a funny thing your mom said today. She and I were talking via IM about switching up our usual pizza night to accommodate the fact that I’ll be out of town on Thursday. Your mom’s been feeling frustrated lately with comments people have been making […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[69,71],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby","category-unborn"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-zs","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2198"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2198\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2303,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2198\/revisions\/2303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}