{"id":213,"date":"2006-01-16T21:59:19","date_gmt":"2006-01-17T03:59:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/wordpress\/?p=213"},"modified":"2006-01-16T22:05:35","modified_gmt":"2006-01-17T04:05:35","slug":"golden-globes-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2006\/01\/16\/golden-globes-thoughts\/","title":{"rendered":"Golden Globes thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just started watching it at 7:30 CST.  Some random musings:<\/p>\n<p>Geena Davis is a big woman.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve never watched more than 10 straight minutes of this House M.D. show, and this guy is winning a Golden Globe?<\/p>\n<p>Pamela Anderson looks like she&#8217;s smuggling tortoises in a Hefty bag.  <em>Terrible<\/em> dress.<\/p>\n<p>I like Steve Carrell&#8217;s acceptance speech.  I wonder who wrote it.<\/p>\n<p>What is with Tim Robbins&#8217; hair?  Is there a Monkees movie that I don&#8217;t know about?<\/p>\n<p>Keira Knightly is an attractive woman, but there&#8217;s something wrong with her mouth.  It&#8217;s true.<\/p>\n<p>Reese, your cuteness is killing me.<\/p>\n<p>Teri, what happened to you?<\/p>\n<p>Take <em>that<\/em>, Desperate Housewives!  Mary-Louise is <em>not<\/em> sending Chris Rock a holiday card next year.<\/p>\n<p>Harrison, lose the beard.<\/p>\n<p>Does anyone do disheveled like Johnny Depp does disheveled?  I think not.<\/p>\n<p>Penelope:  There are sexy accents, and then there&#8217;s yours.  It sounds like you&#8217;re chewing gravel, for chrissakes.  Why couldn&#8217;t you have been born in France?  WHY?!<\/p>\n<p>All right, we changed channels for a second.  Dog the bounty hunter is a fool.  And his wife?  Sheesh&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Joaquin:  Lighten up; they like you.<\/p>\n<p>Renee:  Eat a sandwich.<\/p>\n<p>Aside:  Randy Quaid is underrated.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just started watching it at 7:30 CST. Some random musings: Geena Davis is a big woman. I&#8217;ve never watched more than 10 straight minutes of this House M.D. show, and this guy is winning a Golden Globe? Pamela Anderson looks like she&#8217;s smuggling tortoises in a Hefty bag. Terrible dress. I like Steve Carrell&#8217;s acceptance [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-tv"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-3r","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}