{"id":1946,"date":"2009-04-03T08:17:02","date_gmt":"2009-04-03T14:17:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/?p=1946"},"modified":"2009-04-03T11:57:21","modified_gmt":"2009-04-03T17:57:21","slug":"were-screwed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2009\/04\/03\/were-screwed\/","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;re screwed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re doing a project at Ava&#8217;s school for which each kid brings in a picture from each year of his or her life and writes a description of what&#8217;s important about the photo.  Four or five pictures.  They&#8217;re calling it a &#8220;personal timeline.&#8221;  Easy, right?  HA!  HA, I say!  Why, <a href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/gp\/heet_myser\/2qV19X\">we have just under 3K pictures from Ava&#8217;s first two years of life<\/a> alone.  And they&#8217;re <em>all <\/em>freakin&#8217; adorable, of course.  Sure, some were taken at events, like Ava&#8217;s birth, or her first trip to the pumpkin patch at the tender age of five weeks, or her first trip to Grand Marais.  So many photos&#8230;.  I don&#8217;t regret taking a single one, of course, but still&#8230;.  Thank God for tags, I guess.<\/p>\n<p><strong>EDIT:<\/strong>  Here are your winners!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/heet_myser\/3179830394\/in\/set-72157612251625153\/\">4<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/heet_myser\/2703957409\/?edited=1\">3<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/heet_myser\/51875178\/?edited=1\">2<\/a> (Incidentally, one of my all-time fave pics of Ava.  Of course, it was taken by Kevin.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/heet_myser\/2829897156\/in\/set-72157607115679036?edited=1\">1<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re doing a project at Ava&#8217;s school for which each kid brings in a picture from each year of his or her life and writes a description of what&#8217;s important about the photo. Four or five pictures. They&#8217;re calling it a &#8220;personal timeline.&#8221; Easy, right? HA! HA, I say! Why, we have just under 3K [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1946","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ava","category-photography"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-vo","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1946","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1946"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1946\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1948,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1946\/revisions\/1948"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}