{"id":1870,"date":"2009-03-02T13:31:15","date_gmt":"2009-03-02T19:31:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/?p=1870"},"modified":"2009-03-02T20:31:51","modified_gmt":"2009-03-03T02:31:51","slug":"neverending-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2009\/03\/02\/neverending-story\/","title":{"rendered":"Neverending story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Guess what&#8217;s back at Ava&#8217;s preschool?  That&#8217;s right.  Lice.  Dunno who has it, of course, but there&#8217;s a report that someone in Ava&#8217;s room has a case of the creepy crawlies.  I feel bad for whichever family is dealing with this now, but I feel even worse trying to explain to Ava why she shouldn&#8217;t be hugging her friends until we tell her it&#8217;s all right.  You can&#8217;t tell her it&#8217;s because we don&#8217;t know which of them has lice, of course, because I don&#8217;t want her refusing a hug from her pal and saying, &#8220;You might have lice!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and Leah thinks Ava has strep again, too; I&#8217;m home with Ava today as she recovers from her fever.  How ya like me now?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guess what&#8217;s back at Ava&#8217;s preschool? That&#8217;s right. Lice. Dunno who has it, of course, but there&#8217;s a report that someone in Ava&#8217;s room has a case of the creepy crawlies. I feel bad for whichever family is dealing with this now, but I feel even worse trying to explain to Ava why she shouldn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1870","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ava"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-ua","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1870","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1870"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1870\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1872,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1870\/revisions\/1872"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}