{"id":185,"date":"2006-01-03T10:21:31","date_gmt":"2006-01-03T16:21:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/wordpress\/?p=185"},"modified":"2006-01-03T10:22:55","modified_gmt":"2006-01-03T16:22:55","slug":"note-to-self","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2006\/01\/03\/note-to-self\/","title":{"rendered":"Note to self:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"burn\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/static.flickr.com\/42\/81528722_2a49a4e83d.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" align=\"left\" alt=\"thumb\" title=\"thumb\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/static.flickr.com\/42\/81528722_2a49a4e83d_t.jpg\" \/><\/a>Next time you&#8217;re attempting to pour an entire pot of boiling water into a bowl, don&#8217;t hold that bowl; set it on the counter or in the sink. Otherwise, you&#8217;re bound to drop the bowl and spill the scalding water all over your hand, resulting in a nasty burn that causes the skin on your thumb to slough off in big chunks.<\/p>\n<p>This has been a public service announcement.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Next time you&#8217;re attempting to pour an entire pot of boiling water into a bowl, don&#8217;t hold that bowl; set it on the counter or in the sink. Otherwise, you&#8217;re bound to drop the bowl and spill the scalding water all over your hand, resulting in a nasty burn that causes the skin on your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-2Z","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}