{"id":1611,"date":"2008-10-22T09:00:38","date_gmt":"2008-10-22T14:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/?p=1611"},"modified":"2008-10-22T09:00:38","modified_gmt":"2008-10-22T14:00:38","slug":"why-so-serious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2008\/10\/22\/why-so-serious\/","title":{"rendered":"Why so serious?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2008\/10\/21\/playing-the-presiden.html\">Playing the Presidential Election Dozens (aka yo mama political fights on Twitter)<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>     # Yo mama so fat, she authorized a $700 billion bailout of Dairy Queen.<\/p>\n<p>    # yo mama so fat, she thinks the G8 is a Value Meal.<\/p>\n<p>    # Yo mama so fat, her other biography is called &#8220;The Audacity of Hardee&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>    # Yo mama so fat, the only Supreme Court verdict she wants to overturn is HomeTown Buffet v. Yo Mama.<\/p>\n<p>    # Yo mama so fat, she thinks sub-prime is a steak cut.<\/p>\n<p>    # Yo mama so fat, McCain refers to her as &#8220;Those Ones.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>    # Your mama so fat, when they asked which menus she reads, she said &#8220;You know, all of &#8217;em.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>    # Yo mama&#8217;s so ugly, Obama said &#8220;You can put lipstick on a pig and it would look a lot like yo mama on dollar margarita night.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>    # you moms so fat ACORN registered her to vote *three* times.<\/p>\n<p>    # Yo moms so fat Russia can see her from *their* house.<\/p>\n<p>    # Yo mama such a ho, the tab for the federal bailout plan is &#8220;700 billion dollars, plus fifty cents to have sex with yo mama.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>    # your mama so stupid she tried to arrange the genres on her iPod to put Country First.<\/p>\n<p>    # yo mama so fat McCain gives patronizing air quotes when he talks about the &#8220;health of yo mama&#8221;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Playing the Presidential Election Dozens (aka yo mama political fights on Twitter) # Yo mama so fat, she authorized a $700 billion bailout of Dairy Queen. # yo mama so fat, she thinks the G8 is a Value Meal. # Yo mama so fat, her other biography is called &#8220;The Audacity of Hardee&#8217;s. # Yo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-pZ","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1611"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1612,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1611\/revisions\/1612"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}