{"id":1461,"date":"2008-09-03T22:09:44","date_gmt":"2008-09-04T03:09:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/wordpress\/?p=1461"},"modified":"2008-09-03T22:09:44","modified_gmt":"2008-09-04T03:09:44","slug":"hockey-moms-eat-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2008\/09\/03\/hockey-moms-eat-shit\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Hockey Moms&#8221; Eat Shit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t stand to watch any more of Sarah Pukin&#8217; at the RNC. One little gem: &#8220;What&#8217;s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick!&#8221; *Cue Republican laugh track.*<\/p>\n<p>Why in the hell does my husband, who is NOT a Republican, insist on having us watch this crap?! In order to bear witness?! Palin&#8217;s fake, folksy &#8220;I&#8217;m one of you, the working people, the Washington outsiders&#8221; schtick is making me so furious that I&#8217;d like to spit at the television. I could go on and on and on about her hypocrisy and absolute unpreparedness for a position at this level, but it will only raise my blood pressure. I must turn the channel now or lose it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t stand to watch any more of Sarah Pukin&#8217; at the RNC. One little gem: &#8220;What&#8217;s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick!&#8221; *Cue Republican laugh track.* Why in the hell does my husband, who is NOT a Republican, insist on having us watch this crap?! In order to bear [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-nz","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1461"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1461\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1462,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1461\/revisions\/1462"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}