{"id":1396,"date":"2008-08-14T14:43:10","date_gmt":"2008-08-14T19:43:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/wordpress\/?p=1396"},"modified":"2008-08-14T14:43:10","modified_gmt":"2008-08-14T19:43:10","slug":"dude-youre-getting-a-bihslap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2008\/08\/14\/dude-youre-getting-a-bihslap\/","title":{"rendered":"Dude, you&#8217;re getting a bi#%hslap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hate to gloat.  Really, I do.  But this is just so tasty.  Via <a href=\"http:\/\/news.slashdot.org\/news\/08\/08\/14\/0257244.shtml\">\/.<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Apple Inc.&#8217;s market capitalization exceeded Google today. That means that the combined value of all Apple&#8217;s outstanding shares of stock exceeded the combined value of all Google&#8217;s outstanding shares of stock. Apple&#8217;s stock is worth $157 billion and change vs. Google&#8217;s $156 billion. Other companies Apple has surpassed in market cap include Cisco, HP, and Intel. <strong>Also, Apple is now worth 3 times the value of Dell Computer, despite Dell&#8217;s founder and CEO declaring over a decade ago that if he ran Apple, he&#8217;d &#8216;shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders.&#8217;<\/strong>&#8220;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate to gloat. Really, I do. But this is just so tasty. Via \/.: Apple Inc.&#8217;s market capitalization exceeded Google today. That means that the combined value of all Apple&#8217;s outstanding shares of stock exceeded the combined value of all Google&#8217;s outstanding shares of stock. Apple&#8217;s stock is worth $157 billion and change vs. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,4,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computer","category-mac","category-misc"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-mw","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1396"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1396\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1397,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1396\/revisions\/1397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}