{"id":1377,"date":"2008-07-28T10:22:30","date_gmt":"2008-07-28T15:22:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/wordpress\/?p=1377"},"modified":"2008-07-28T10:22:30","modified_gmt":"2008-07-28T15:22:30","slug":"if-your-breasts-feel-unsupported","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2008\/07\/28\/if-your-breasts-feel-unsupported\/","title":{"rendered":"If your breasts feel unsupported"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I found a black strapless bra in the parking lot at work this morning on the way into work.  So, if you&#8217;re missing a black strapless bra (and have relatively small breasts, by the looks of it), <a href=\"http:\/\/maps.google.com\/maps?f=q&#038;hl=en&#038;geocode=&#038;q=1+W+Park+Rd,+Iowa+City,+IA&#038;sll=41.669097,-91.538215&#038;sspn=0.024204,0.05476&#038;ie=UTF8&#038;t=h&#038;z=16&#038;iwloc=addr\">you know where to look<\/a>.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nI&#8217;m always interested in the kinds of things one finds in the street.  Underwear, in particular, is the beginning of all sorts of speculation.<\/p>\n<p>As we were leaving town for Decorah last Friday, we stopped at Target so Leah could grab something on the way.  Ava and I waited in the car.  As I pulled into a parking spot from which we could see the front doors and await Leah&#8217;s reemergence, I noticed a small gray clump of something sitting in the parking lot.  I told Ava to hang on, jumped out of the parked car, and ran over to retrieve a little rubber mouse.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3065\/2708089092_2c5f830321.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3065\/2708089092_2c5f830321_m.jpg\" alt=\"raton\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Actually, Leah thinks it&#8217;s a rat.  Could be.  Other than being a bit dirty, the rat was in good shape.  We got it cleaned up when we got to Decorah, and Ava slept with it both nights we were there.  She &#8220;dressed&#8221; it in one of her socks for the night.  She&#8217;d originally named it Mousy Mouse,  but I think she&#8217;s changed its name to something else now that it might be a rat.  Something rodent neutral.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found a black strapless bra in the parking lot at work this morning on the way into work. So, if you&#8217;re missing a black strapless bra (and have relatively small breasts, by the looks of it), you know where to look.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ava","category-outdoors"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-md","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1377"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1378,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1377\/revisions\/1378"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}