{"id":1258,"date":"2008-05-16T14:04:37","date_gmt":"2008-05-16T19:04:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/wordpress\/?p=1258"},"modified":"2008-05-16T14:04:37","modified_gmt":"2008-05-16T19:04:37","slug":"the-chipper-is-still-fresh-in-my-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2008\/05\/16\/the-chipper-is-still-fresh-in-my-mind\/","title":{"rendered":"The chipper is still fresh in my mind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Which I guess is why <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kstp.com\/article\/stories\/S446543.shtml?cat=1\">this story<\/a> makes the skin on my back wrinkle up like a Shar Pei&#8217;s pelt:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A man tried to kill himself with a wood chipper in Roseville Thursday afternoon.<\/p>\n<p>The crew of a tree repair service company was clearing trees in a public area when the man appeared and jumped head-first into the industrial-sized wood chipper. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Kowabunga, dude.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Which I guess is why this story makes the skin on my back wrinkle up like a Shar Pei&#8217;s pelt: A man tried to kill himself with a wood chipper in Roseville Thursday afternoon. The crew of a tree repair service company was clearing trees in a public area when the man appeared and jumped [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-ki","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1258"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1258\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}