{"id":1254,"date":"2008-05-14T09:14:56","date_gmt":"2008-05-14T14:14:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/wordpress\/?p=1254"},"modified":"2008-05-14T11:54:02","modified_gmt":"2008-05-14T16:54:02","slug":"one-for-the-fellas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2008\/05\/14\/one-for-the-fellas\/","title":{"rendered":"One for the fellas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now that Mother&#8217;s Day is behind us, let&#8217;s get back to reality, shall we?  My recommendation to you, guys, is to print this up, frame it, and hang it in a prominent location in your home.  Preferably near your wife&#8217;s vanity.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/tiabla\/2491021671\/sizes\/o\/in\/set-72157605047200616\/\">Marital Rating Scale<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/heet_myser\/2492546288\/sizes\/o\/\">1943 Guide to Hiring Women<\/a>.  Thanks, Mara!<\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE UPDATE:<\/strong>  And who could forget this classic?<\/p>\n<p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/4X4MwbVf5OA&#038;hl=en\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Enjoy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now that Mother&#8217;s Day is behind us, let&#8217;s get back to reality, shall we? My recommendation to you, guys, is to print this up, frame it, and hang it in a prominent location in your home. Preferably near your wife&#8217;s vanity. Marital Rating Scale UPDATE: 1943 Guide to Hiring Women. Thanks, Mara! UPDATE UPDATE: And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-ke","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}