{"id":1099,"date":"2007-11-17T23:56:36","date_gmt":"2007-11-18T04:56:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/wordpress\/?p=1099"},"modified":"2007-11-17T23:56:36","modified_gmt":"2007-11-18T04:56:36","slug":"first-black-eye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2007\/11\/17\/first-black-eye\/","title":{"rendered":"First black eye"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We went to a colleague&#8217;s for a party after work on Friday.  The host&#8217;s teenage daughter was nice enough to sit with a couple of the younger kids while the adults chatted and drank champagne.  Sophie, the sitter, was competent and sweet, but she wasn&#8217;t fast enough to keep Ava from running across the basement and tripping face first into a chair.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2086\/2041510227_27121fe583.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2086\/2041510227_27121fe583_m.jpg\" alt=\"shiner\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>So this is her first black eye.  She cried for a bit, but she was over it pretty quickly.  I think it helped to have other kids around; Ava had to save face, at least figuratively.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We went to a colleague&#8217;s for a party after work on Friday. The host&#8217;s teenage daughter was nice enough to sit with a couple of the younger kids while the adults chatted and drank champagne. Sophie, the sitter, was competent and sweet, but she wasn&#8217;t fast enough to keep Ava from running across the basement [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ava"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-hJ","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1099"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}