{"id":1073,"date":"2007-10-24T09:40:54","date_gmt":"2007-10-24T14:40:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/wordpress\/?p=1073"},"modified":"2007-10-24T09:42:34","modified_gmt":"2007-10-24T14:42:34","slug":"once-more-to-the-lab","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2007\/10\/24\/once-more-to-the-lab\/","title":{"rendered":"Once more to the lab"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since we&#8217;ve been over this topic already in the not-so-distant past, I&#8217;ll simply reproduce these Spinal Tap lyrics below to illustrate my frame of mind this morning:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nWorking on a sex farm<br \/>\nTrying to raise some hard love<br \/>\nGetting out my pitch fork<br \/>\nPoking your hay<\/p>\n<p>Scratching in your henhouse<br \/>\nSniffing at your feedbag<br \/>\nSlipping out your back door<br \/>\nLeaving my spray<\/p>\n<p>Sex farm woman, I&#8217;m gonna mow you down<br \/>\nSex farm woman, I&#8217;ll rake and hoe you down<br \/>\nSex farm woman, don&#8217;t you see my silo rising high?<\/p>\n<p>Working on a sex farm<br \/>\nHosing down your barn door<br \/>\nBothering you livestock<br \/>\nThey know what I need<\/p>\n<p>Working up a hot sweat<br \/>\nCrouching in your pea patch<br \/>\nPlowing through your beanfield<br \/>\nPlanting my seed<\/p>\n<p>Sex farm woman, I&#8217;ll be your hired hand<br \/>\nSex farm woman, I&#8217;ll let my offer stand<br \/>\nSex farm woman, don&#8217;t you hear my tractor rumbling by?<\/p>\n<p>Working on a sex farm<br \/>\nTrying to raise some hard love<br \/>\nGetting out my pitch fork<br \/>\nPoking your hay<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since we&#8217;ve been over this topic already in the not-so-distant past, I&#8217;ll simply reproduce these Spinal Tap lyrics below to illustrate my frame of mind this morning: Working on a sex farm Trying to raise some hard love Getting out my pitch fork Poking your hay Scratching in your henhouse Sniffing at your feedbag Slipping [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tmi"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-hj","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1073"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}