{"id":1072,"date":"2007-10-23T14:28:16","date_gmt":"2007-10-23T19:28:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/wordpress\/?p=1072"},"modified":"2007-10-23T14:28:16","modified_gmt":"2007-10-23T19:28:16","slug":"forget-the-melting-polar-ice-cap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2007\/10\/23\/forget-the-melting-polar-ice-cap\/","title":{"rendered":"Forget the melting polar ice cap"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8230;[T]he curator of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nmr.nl\/nmr\/home.do\">Rotterdam Natural History Museum<\/a> asked the public to donate pubic crabs, claiming that their population was dwindling as a result of Brazilian waxes. &#8220;When the bamboo forests that the Giant Panda lives in were cut down, the bear became threatened with extinction. Pubic lice,&#8221; he explained, &#8220;can&#8217;t live without pubic hair.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Please, won&#8217;t <em>someone <\/em>think of the pubic lice?  Besides this guy, of course&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;[T]he curator of the Rotterdam Natural History Museum asked the public to donate pubic crabs, claiming that their population was dwindling as a result of Brazilian waxes. &#8220;When the bamboo forests that the Giant Panda lives in were cut down, the bear became threatened with extinction. Pubic lice,&#8221; he explained, &#8220;can&#8217;t live without pubic hair.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-hi","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1072"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1072\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}