{"id":1034,"date":"2007-09-20T20:31:58","date_gmt":"2007-09-21T01:31:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/wordpress\/?p=1034"},"modified":"2007-09-20T20:31:58","modified_gmt":"2007-09-21T01:31:58","slug":"do-as-i-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2007\/09\/20\/do-as-i-say\/","title":{"rendered":"Do as I say"},"content":{"rendered":"

So I’m finishing up Ava’s bath a couple minutes ago, and she’s playing “The Coffee Game.” It involves me placing an order for coffee, and Ava takes her two plastic cups and makes up a piping hot cup of brew for me.<\/p>\n

I order. “Skinny decaf latte, please, one pump of vanilla.”<\/p>\n

“You aren’t a girl,” Ava replies, nailing the disaffected, slightly disdainful demeanor of the workers at our local coffee house.<\/p>\n

“Just take my order, please: Skinny decaf latte, one pump of vanilla.”<\/p>\n

“You’re not a girl! You get a Louis to go.”<\/p>\n

Reminder to self:<\/strong> They hear everything<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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