{"id":1013,"date":"2007-09-07T09:07:40","date_gmt":"2007-09-07T14:07:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/wordpress\/?p=1013"},"modified":"2007-09-07T09:07:40","modified_gmt":"2007-09-07T14:07:40","slug":"right-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/2007\/09\/07\/right-mind\/","title":{"rendered":"Right mind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Overall, I&#8217;m happy to be a lefty.  It&#8217;s just that sometimes I feel like I have that many more annoyances during the day than my right-handed friends.  Little things, is all, but then a snake bite is little, isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>This comes to mind today because I have this coffee mug at work emblazoned with &#8220;Research King&#8221; in big black letters (won at a conference), but only on the right side of the mug (the right side when the mug is oriented with its handle towards me).  Upshot:  When I carry it in my left hand, which is the hand I&#8217;m comfortable carrying coffee mugs in, the words aren&#8217;t visible to anyone but me.  Everyone else sees a plain white mug, completely unaware of the extent of my greatness.<\/p>\n<p>I could carry the mug in my right hand, but I feel off balance when I do that.  I&#8217;ve been silently taking out my frustration on the mug&#8217;s designer, but that&#8217;s a hollow satisfaction.  I don&#8217;t drink that much coffee anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Ava&#8217;s looking more like a righty every day.  I&#8217;m going to do my best not to hold it against her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Overall, I&#8217;m happy to be a lefty. It&#8217;s just that sometimes I feel like I have that many more annoyances during the day than my right-handed friends. Little things, is all, but then a snake bite is little, isn&#8217;t it? This comes to mind today because I have this coffee mug at work emblazoned with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9oLlO-gl","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1013"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1013\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicheplayer.net\/avablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}