Completely. Utterly. Irredeemably. Unabashedly! I never did anything in my life to warrant the blessings heaped on me by these two kids. Which makes them even sweeter. Like money for nothing.
So now I owe Leah not only for lowering her standards to such an unreasonable and imprudent level that she would marry me, but also for convincing me to join her in having kids. I never wanted children, not because I don’t like them, but because I liked them so much that I assumed I’d never be a good enough father to one. Let alone to two. And I’m not the greatest dad in the world, but I’m also not the worst, and I’m better than I thought I’d be.
Train!
