Whazzzup, unborn baby? God, I can’t wait to show you that commercial. Anyway….
Your mom and I put up some fancy decorations in your room last night. I hope you like flowers a birds! Take a look:
Lest you get the idea I should have any credit for this, unborn baby, you should know that these decals were all your mom’s idea. She conceptualizes these things, and I implement them. The fellow who sold us these particular decorations sent along some spare birds, too, and we placed them at funny places around your room. That’ll have to be a surprise, as I don’t have a wide angle lens for my camera. Trust me, though, when I say they’re a whole lot of fun. See you soon!