Hey there, unborn baby.
This past weekend your mom and I spent some time getting your new room set up. Isn’t it weird to think there’s a special space just for you waiting out here? You’ll be in our room with us for a while, but eventually, these will be your digs:

Your mom would appreciate it if I mention here that your rug is actually a dark brown, not black. And you’ll appreciate knowing that your mother has a grand decorating scheme in mind that includes a cohesive, unisex color palette. Aren’t you lucky?!