I mean, really. You’re a white supremacist who’s naming your kids all sorts of insane things, and you put up a stink and make it into the papers for all to see? Clearly, I’m coming at this from the wrong perspective, like white supremacy is a bad thing. I should change my views. Surely there’s a huge community of white supremacists out there in the Lehigh Valley who’re very supportive of this family, and I think that’s just great. Why, when the race wars sweep this country, they’ll be all set for battle. The downside? These names are now unavailable for our next kid:
- JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell
- Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell
- Adolf Hitler Campbell
Sad.