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I love this site. It’s so sweet. It transports me back to a more innocent time, when teenagers were married in matching striped polo shirts. In case you don’t recognize that strapping lad in the photo, that’s Josh Duggar, one of the soon-to-be 18 Duggar children.

Josh’s mom Michelle, with all the free time she has raising her 17 kids, negotiated a contract for a new show on TLC that will no doubt provide some amazing insight into her mind. We’re likely to get answers to burning questions like, “How do you manage your time?,” and, “What is your monthly grocery bill?,” and, “What the f*#k are you thinking?!” I can’t wait. The only thing greater would be an all-day John and Kate Plus 8 marathon. Does TLC stand for “Totally Loose Cervix,” or what?