So there I am 10 minutes ago, fresh out of the shower, when Ava trips into the bathroom. She has Topsy Turtle with her and is getting ready to brush her teeth. She takes one look at me in my birthday suit and — without missing a beat — says, “Your penis is disgusting.”
Leah was getting Ava’s toothbrush out of the medicine cabinet while all this is going on, and I could see her body being wracked with silent spasms of laughter as she turned away from Ava. I just stood and stared. I figure the longer Ava thinks penises are disgusting, the better for her parents.