We were all getting ready to go this morning when Ava went into the bathroom and asked for some privacy (as she always does when there’s a #2 on deck). After a couple minutes I peeked in to see how she was doing, and she was standing next to the toilet, peering into the bowl. As I walked up to see if she needed help wiping, I glanced down and noticed an unbelievably large turd dump floating just under the surface of the water. “Holy cow!” I exclaimed. “Mom, come take a look at this!” Leah came down the hall and into the bathroom, where she uttered similar exclamations. Ava picked up on our reactions, and she said (in her overly-loud excited voice), “It has a tail, and a head like a snake. It’s a poop snake!” Whatever works for ya, kid.
