…100 hula hoops on a sequin-covered majorette.
The drinking game goes as follows: Half a drink every time someone in the room (including you) says, “I could do that;” full drink every time someone falls down or otherwise hurts him/herself on stage. Everyone chugs when Simon makes a contestant cry and/or swear, vomit.
UPDATE: Watched the show. It’s terrible. I can’t watch it any more, because I don’t want to do any further damage to my image of The Hoff.