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		<title>*sigh*</title>
		<link>http://nicheplayer.net/avablog/2012/02/24/sigh-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2012 15:54:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After hearing Katy Perry&#8217;s &#8220;Last Friday Night&#8221; on the very short drive to drop off Ava at school this morning, I was totally incensed and all fired up to write a blog post about how, back in my day, songs weren&#8217;t such steaming pieces of shit. And if you haven&#8217;t heard Katy Perry&#8217;s &#8220;Last Friday [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After hearing Katy Perry&#8217;s &#8220;<a href="http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/k/katy_perry/last_friday_night.html">Last Friday Night</a>&#8221; on the very short drive to drop off Ava at school this morning, I was totally incensed and all fired up to write a blog post about how, back in <em>my</em> day, songs weren&#8217;t such steaming pieces of shit.  And if you haven&#8217;t heard Katy Perry&#8217;s &#8220;Last Friday Night,&#8221; you can take it on good authority that the song is, in fact, a steaming piece of shit.<br />
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So anyhow, I fire up Google and find the list of Top 40 songs for February 1977.  Here are the lyrics for the #1 song:</p>
<blockquote><p>Um-hm-hm&#8230; aah ah ah&#8230;<br />
Don&#8217;t leave me this way<br />
I can&#8217;t survive, can&#8217;t stay alive<br />
Without your love, oh baby<br />
Don&#8217;t leave me this way, no<br />
I can&#8217;t exist, I&#8217;ll surely miss your tender kiss<br />
Don&#8217;t leave me this way<br />
(A broken man with empty hands<br />
Oh baby please, don&#8217;t leave me this way)<br />
Aaah baby, my heart is full of love and desire for you<br />
Now come on down and do what you gotta do<br />
(Now come on girl and do what you gotta do)<br />
You started this fire down in my soul<br />
Now can&#8217;t you see it&#8217;s burning out of control<br />
Come on (now) satisfy the need in me<br />
Only your good lovin&#8217; can set me free&#8230; hey<br />
Don&#8217;t, don&#8217;t you leave me this way, no<br />
Don&#8217;t you understand I&#8217;m at your command<br />
Oh baby please, please don&#8217;t leave me this way<br />
Aaah baby, my heart is full of love and desire for you<br />
Now come on down and do what you gotta do<br />
(Now come on girl and do what you gotta do)<br />
You started this fire down in my soul<br />
Now can&#8217;t you see it&#8217;s burning out of control<br />
Come on (now) satisfy the need in me<br />
Only your good lovin&#8217; can set me free&#8230; hey<br />
Need your lovin&#8217; baby, need need your love right now&#8230;<br />
Your love is so important to me&#8230; got to have it&#8230;<br />
(&#8216;Cause it would be wrong<br />
To string me along a love so true)</p></blockquote>
<p>Given my druthers, I&#8217;d <em>still </em>prefer my pre-tween daughter listen to Thelma Houston&#8217;s (no relation) song than Katy Perry&#8217;s.  Fact of the matter, of course, is that the Top 40 has been a lyrical wasteland for as long as the Top 40 has existed (two notable exceptions in the 02/77 top 10, however, are Boston&#8217;s &#8220;More Than A Feeling&#8221; and Foreigner&#8217;s &#8220;Cold As Ice.&#8221;  There are no notable exceptions in this month&#8217;s list.).</p>
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		<title>i*POD*</title>
		<link>http://nicheplayer.net/avablog/2011/08/26/ipod/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 16:01:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He&#8217;s a funny little guy. Why would a crocodile bite an iPod, anyway? Silly.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8217;s a funny little guy.  Why would a crocodile bite an iPod, anyway?  Silly.<br />
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		<title>I just met a girl named Maria</title>
		<link>http://nicheplayer.net/avablog/2011/06/13/i-just-met-a-girl-named-maria/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2011 18:04:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was editing this image last night when L looked over and said, &#8220;He looks like he&#8217;s in a musical.&#8221; I LOLed. That gal is funny sometimes. I do love her so. Oh, and this guy, too:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was editing this image last night when L looked over and said, &#8220;He looks like he&#8217;s in a musical.&#8221;  I LOLed.  That gal is funny sometimes.  I do love her so.  Oh, and this guy, too:<br />
<center><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/heet_myser/5827279070/" title="ecp sound of music by heet_myser, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2678/5827279070_5401bb70b2_m.jpg" width="160" height="240" alt="ecp sound of music"/></a></center></p>
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		<title>Bees</title>
		<link>http://nicheplayer.net/avablog/2011/05/18/bees/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2011 14:08:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our friend Ken was nice enough to invite the kids out to see his beehives last evening. It was just about as perfect a day as you could imagine out at the orchard where Ken has his setup. The bees, as you might guess, were busy flying in and out of the hives, oblivious to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our friend Ken was nice enough to invite the kids out to see his beehives last evening.  It was just about as perfect a day as you could imagine out at the orchard where Ken has his setup.  The bees, as you might guess, were busy flying in and out of the hives, oblivious to our presence.  Still, Ava took the appropriate precaution when visiting a hive:<br />
<center><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/heet_myser/5732350138/" title="agp beekeeping by heet_myser, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2006/5732350138_0c91fec0ea_m.jpg" width="185" height="240" alt="agp beekeeping"/></a></center><br />
Thanks, Ken, for a really nice diversion.  Oh, <em>and </em> for the <a href="http://www.hbo.com/game-of-thrones/index.html">Game of Thrones</a> eps; L made me stay up until midnight last night to see if Stark&#8217;s son would awaken from his coma!  She&#8217;s hooked!</p>
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		<title>Pear</title>
		<link>http://nicheplayer.net/avablog/2010/12/14/pear/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 15:08:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ava was doing watercolor paintings for her mom and other folks the other day, and she whipped up this quickie of a pear for me at the last minute. I think it&#8217;s one of the most awesome things I&#8217;ve ever seen, and not just because she&#8217;s my daughter. Really!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ava was doing watercolor paintings for her mom and other folks the other day, and she whipped up this quickie of a pear for me at the last minute.  I think it&#8217;s one of the most awesome things I&#8217;ve ever seen, and not just because she&#8217;s my daughter.  Really!<br />
<center><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/heet_myser/5260039334/" title="agp_pear by heet_myser, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5242/5260039334_66eb9868a6_m.jpg" width="240" height="175" alt="agp_pear" /></a></center></p>
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