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August 21st, 2015 · by map · 1 Comment

Emmett, during his bath last night: “I wonder how much my penis weighs?”

I will spare you, dear reader, the details of the ensuing conversation. Suffice it to say, Emmett still has a very rudimentary notion of the relative weights of worldly items.

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  • Let’s be honest — what man alive hasn’t thought this at least once? Good on ya, Emmett.