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Octuplet Mom: A Huge Family Was ‘Always a Dream’ “That was always a dream of mine, to have a large family, a huge family.” Gosh, I have some dreams I’d like to have come true, also, but my sense of right and wrong keeps me from fleecing the government to make them come true. “I […]

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He’s just not that into you. He’s just not that into you? He’s just not that into you. He’s just not that into you. He’s just not that into you. He’s just not that into you. Well? Which is it?

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I was home with Ava today, as she was feverish and complaining of stomach pain at school yesterday. When I went to pick her up, she was really lethargic and was crying. Leah and I were thinking appendicitis, but a quick trip to the pediatrician assuaged our fears. As a matter of fact, Ava achieved […]

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One minute you’re sitting in your seat with your head between your legs, desperately trying to kiss your ass goodbye, the next — thanks almost entirely to the skill and brass ballz of your pilot — you’re heading home, safe and sound, on a ferry. What do you do? Thank your lucky star that you […]

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Hey there, unborn baby.

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