Refer to it in your advertising as a “ginormous yum rocket.” Who comes up with this stuff? I think this was an ad for Subway that ran last night during either Law & Order or Project Runway (do NOT get me started on Suede. Just don’t.). In any case, it was a truly gag-inducing bit [...]
Entries from July 2008
How to keep me from eating your sandwich:
July 31st, 2008 · View Comments
Tags: Entertainment · Food & Drink · TV
Not getting rid of me that easily
July 31st, 2008 · View Comments
We leave this afternoon for our annual Grand Marais vacation. I call it “our,” even though it’s really Leah’s family’s vacation; I just married into it. They keep tolerating my presence (barely) each year, so I keep going.
Tags: Computer · Misc · Photography
Two new books and a kiss
July 30th, 2008 · View Comments
I don’t recall what occasioned it, but I got it in my mind a couple days ago that we should pick up some new books for Ava, namely Mr. Popper’s Penguins and The Trumpet Of The Swan. Someone read these to me when I was younger, and memories of them came rushing back recently.
Tags: Ava
NIGHT TERROR!
July 29th, 2008 · View Comments
So here’s a weird thing: For the last three weeks or a month, Ava has been waking up almost exactly 90 minutes after falling asleep and crying inconsolably for five minutes or so. You can darn near set your watch to it. We’ve been sliding onto bed next to her and patting her back or [...]
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If your breasts feel unsupported
July 28th, 2008 · View Comments
I found a black strapless bra in the parking lot at work this morning on the way into work. So, if you’re missing a black strapless bra (and have relatively small breasts, by the looks of it), you know where to look.
Nordic princess
July 27th, 2008 · View Comments
We’ve had a nice time at Decorah’s (in)famous Nordic Fest. Ava’s grown into the little dress that Georgie got her two years ago. Here’s what Ava looked like back in 2006: And yesterday, as we prepared to hit the parade:
Tags: Ava
Hello from Decorah
July 25th, 2008 · View Comments
We arrived just at lunch time. Ava’s in a real mood, but G.G. wants to take her down to Nordic Fest to do some face painting. We’ll see how it goes!
Tags: General
What, you don’t believe me?
July 24th, 2008 · View Comments
So I’m quickly reading through one of my favorite blogs this morning, and I come across the news that Laura Lieghton turns 40 today. I was never a big Melrose Place fan, but that’s the show on which Laura made her big break. Anyway, she’s from I.C.; I think she went to West High. I [...]
Tags: Entertainment · TV
Esoterica
July 23rd, 2008 · View Comments
I was originally thinking that there would be maybe two readers here who would have any interest in reading about the trials and tribulations of my home theater/Apple TV setup, but then — as I thought more — I figured, what could it hurt? Don’t click through unless you know what a TOSlink cable is. [...]
Tags: Computer · Entertainment · Misc · Movies · Music
Kid in the news
July 23rd, 2008 · View Comments
Sort of. Gramary took Ava to the Johnson County Fair yesterday, where Ava did all sorts of fun stuff, including gathering wool from a freshly shorn sheep. Would’ve been nice to have had her face in the picture, but this provides a little more anonymity, after all.
Tags: Ava
First post from iTouch
July 22nd, 2008 · View Comments
I downloaded the WordPress app for the iPod Touch. This is a bit slow for typing, but it’ll be nice to have along in a pinch.
Tags: General
If you’re not part of the solution
July 22nd, 2008 · View Comments
you’re part of the problem: In a subsequent conference call, Apple chief financial officer Peter Oppenheimer also braced analysts for unwelcome declines in the company’s gross margin going froward. He said an ongoing back-to-school promotion and an unspecified product transition during the current quarter will see gross margin fall sequentially by 330 basis points to [...]
Kids say the darndest things
July 22nd, 2008 · View Comments
Last night, Ava and I were lying in her new double bed, which was delivered yesterday. She said to me, “This would make a great bed for a baby butthead.” (This “butthead” word, which she did NOT learn from us, is her newest linguistic obsession, with which she daily tests our limits. We’ve been repeatedly [...]
Tags: General
For new parents:
July 22nd, 2008 · View Comments
The challenge: Familiarize your toddler with the Internet/WWW and all its crazy little nooks and crannies. The answer: Baby’s First Internet It’s funny because it’s true (< — did you see what I did there?) Denny, Aprille, Jen, Mara, Dawn, Ben, Kathryn, Cindy (AND Nathan!)…I’m looking at you (not all at once, but, like, one [...]
Tags: Computer · Entertainment · Misc
Moment of cuteness
July 21st, 2008 · View Comments
Ava actually asked me to take her picture as she clutched Leah’s coffee mug during our trip to the Java House yesterday. I’m not sure why. Would you like some eggs with that ham?
Tags: Ava
As if Carrot Top weren’t enough
July 18th, 2008 · View Comments
More bad news to end the week: Deming and Dynarski note that, in the last 40 years, almost every state has raised the age at which children can start school. “This change is remarkable,†they write, “given the strong evidence that, in the United States, starting school later decreases educational attainment.â€
Tags: Ava
Well, if no one else is going to ask…
July 18th, 2008 · View Comments
…I will: WTF happened to Carrot Top?!
Tags: Entertainment
Blackberry lilies
July 18th, 2008 · View Comments
We didn’t pay anything extra for the flowers in the yard at our house when we bought it last year, but I suspect I may have if it had been an issue. I’m particularly smitten by these blackberry lilies: I noticed them even before we moved in, since they were just up the street from [...]
Tags: House · Outdoors · Photography
Growing like a weed
July 17th, 2008 · View Comments
Then (July 2007): And now:
Mini She
July 17th, 2008 · View Comments
So we had friends over for pizza this evening, and Ava said she’d go along to pick up the food. As I was strapping her in her car seat, she said, nodding to the empty two-cycle motor oil can on the retaining wall near the driveway, “Dad, could you make your next project to take [...]
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